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||[Wed, 6 Feb 2002 | 8:33 PM]
Hi there. My name is Moe and I help out around the well (when the girls let me). I've been a big fan of theirs for a really long time. Before the wWw came into my life, I spent most of my time being alone. Now I have three of the best friends ever! (Four if you include the John-Paul guy, but I don't think he likes me very much.) Thanks for visiting my page. It's always nice to have company.
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Some see Moe as merely a homeless rogue who loves hanging around the
wenches. This may be true, but the wenches seem to love him anyway.
Moe is a loner (though not by choice). In fact, he suffers from chronic
loneliness and when someone (namely the lovely Washer Well Wenches)
finally paid him some attention he latched on like a cute psychotic
The Wenches, of course, know how to handle men who can't seem to get
enough of their talents. Being the shrewd shrews that they are,
they immediately put Moe to work at the well. You can often find him
hanging around (some might call it stalking) waiting on an odd job to
be assigned to him and with these wenches, the jobs can be quite odd
In good, clean fun (at least one thing is clean at the well), the wenches
have sent Moe on many challenging quests through the kingdom. He's been
asked to find coconuts, shrubberies, and even a Holy Grail. Eventually
Moe admits failure (something that he has grown used to admitting) and
returns back to the well empty handed. Fortunately there is always something
that needs to be carried and Moe finds his empty hands full of laundry
or other items.
Perhaps we may never know Moe.
Perhaps Moe knows but isn't telling.
That seems more likely.
In any case, the wenches know Moe and the well just wouldn't be the
same without him, and Moe knows it. Now you know Moe. Sort of.
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If you'd like to, please introduce yourself to Moe by sending
Moe an e-mail!
(In sooth, you'll have to ask Mistress Sheila for the story behind
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