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View John-Paul's Bio, Portrait
Gallery or Vital Stats.
We don't know why he has a Playwench profile about himself.
And we don't want to know.
| Name: |
John-Paul
George (the second), but you may call me Ringo. |
| Title: |
Rose Rogue
or Bud Stud. |
| Bodice
size: |
No
bodice. No kilt or tights either. Well, okay. One pair of tights,
but I only wear them on special occasions. Or when my pants are dirty. |
| Height: |
5'10"-ish. |
| Hair
colour: |
Dark
brown. |
| Eye
colour: |
Dark
brown. |
| Birthplace: |
The
village of Wybreg. I think. I was pretty young at the time so I don't
remember too much about the whole birthing process. |
| Hobbies: |
Flirting,
waiting for girls to turn 18, chasing wenches. |
| Turn-ons: |
Girls
who are 18, wenches, exposed shoulders and, most of all, wenches who
are 18 with exposed shoulders. |
| Turn-offs: |
Girls
who are under 18 (my lawyer had me put that there). Covered shoulders.
Overprotective rogues. People who call me "rose boy". |
| Things
you like to do when not at the well: |
Flirt,
wait for girls to turn 18, chase wenches. |
| Favourite
drink: |
Mead. It
does a body good. And if you give enough of it to a wench who is 18,
she is more likely to show you her shoulders. |
| Favourite
food: |
Turkey legs.
Now if only there were any turkeys in England... |
| Favourite
colour: |
Green. |
| Favourite
flower: |
Roses,
of course! |
| Favourite
song: |
Standing
in Line by John-Paul. I wrote that one, you know. |
| Favourite
sport: |
Rose tag.
Wench tag. Girls over 18 tag. |
| How'd
you get to be at the well?: |
I was chasing
a young wench one day, expecting that if I chased her long enough
she would eventually turn 18... |
| Quote: |
"I'm
as harmless as you want me to be..." |
See Also: Keirra, Sheila,
Willa, John-Paul,
or Moe.
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